This was left out of the issue since it's 4th wall breaking:
Hey loyal readers, a lot of you have been wondering if the Inquirer will have its own dedicated website. We absolutely love the enthusiasm you’ve given for this silly thing and that you want to see our own website! However, we are no good at URL or website design so if we did something it would be very poor and probably make Joe pull his hair out in frustration. Frankly, we’re writers and reporters, not web designers. However, if somebrony out there is willing to design and run a website, we’d be happy to make it into a joint effort, with Joe providing written material and a designer handling the technical aspects. Simply email Joe at email@example.com if you’re interested in seeing or working with an Inquirer website. We’ll provide details. And coffee. Thanks for reading, folks! To submit freelance to the Equestria Inquirer, email Joe Stevens at firstname.lastname@example.org. Follow the EI on Twitter at @JoeStevensInc, [link] Join us next week for Issue #14!